RATCHETT:
A madam of the nasty ghetto species, dressed in an ensemble of cheetah print leggings and a leotard, not to mention the thong 4 sizes too small beneath these items. On top of her head is generally perched a purple weave, often resembling shredded plastic. A lady of this sort may be caught sipping a beverage called Baby Drank, or 4loko mixed with rufies......... AKA Baby Drank. Ratchets are most commonly known for their slurring of words due to the Baby Drank. Most Ratches are commonly found dancing sloppily on poles, most commonly knocking them over due to their immense weight. A Ratchet is also commonly found on the arm of a big black man smoking a cheap cigar.
Ratchet babies are a rare breed of child raised but the most ratchety ratchets. Such a creature drinks a mixture of Baby Drank and Heroin for nutrients. This habit is started from birth to build up tolerance for the (short) life ahead of him/her. A ratchet laugh is usually high pictched, sometimes to a frequency most people over 40 cannot hear.(according to urbandectionary.com)
I usually go to Walmart once a month because is very convenient. But every time I go in, my eyes are extremely horrified by the amount of rachetness, I have to witness. Some of these women look as if they just rolled out of bed, eye buggers in and you can still see the dry saliva on the side of the cheek and wearing a shower cap on the head. Being a woman is so great, why must this kind of women make it a point to ruing it. Girls, you attract exactly what you want, I will never get tired of saying that.
Get it together! If your hair is wrap, unwrap it. Fix your hair!!! As a Dominican woman I am very aware that your hair is one of your must precious physical assets. Dominican hair stylist are known to be excellent because, we love our hair. If you choose to use fake hair try to use one that looks good. Spend a bit more and buy one that does not look plastic. If not it looks like the Barbies pony, ponytail. Also, when you choose the color, if you are over 21 stop wearing obnoxious colors. No big reds, blues, orange,greens!!! If you have nappy hair, perm it. One thing that really bugs me is when girls think they are chemist, and they can create their own hair colors. They decided to colored their own hair and ends up looking five different colors. Save the money and go to a professionals. Also please re-touch your hair roots on time. Do not wait when is 10 inches too long.
Your clothing, girls sleepwear is what it sounds like, you wear it to sleep. Why are girls walking out of the house in their sleepwear? Stop! First that is a sign of poor hygiene. Looks as if you never shower or brushed your teeth before leaving the house. Dress according to your body and age. If you are somewhat chubby, or just too curvy then do not edress with extremely tight. Dress in plus size, not petite. Go to the plus stores. If you are not longer a teen then do not dress like one. I promise you is not hard. I find it so disturbing at times when I am in the junior section of a store and I find a woman that looks like my grandma. Forever 21, does not really mean that you are 50 and you can buy clothes from there and be 21. The way you dress has so much to say about.
Time to unwind and relax, mani and pedi. For me is hard to keep up with a good manicure because, I work in a kitchen. But I still get a mani even if is with clear nail polish. Men enjoy looking and touching a pretty hands. I strongly dislike the super long fake nails, with the crazy designs. Keep it classy, please. Every time I see women with those long nails I feel like asking them, if they are able to wipe their behinds without getting dirty. If your toes are not pretty, do not wear them out. It's plain and simple. Spend $30.00 on a mani-pedi is worth it.
Make-up should be wear the right way. Do not over do it or under do it. Do not wear a extremely loud make up at 9am. Youtube make up tutorials or go to Macys and have someone doll you up and learn.
Back to the beauty of being a woman. To me feeling feminine, is a wonderful feeling. There are times that I will wake up early, to run errands. I will wear a cute dress with nice flats or sandals, hair done and a bit of makeup. At times just to go to the supermarket I will put on jeans, t-shirt and wedges/heels. My mom always says to me you never know, who you will meet or see when you walk out of the house. My mother is a great example for me to follow. On Sunday mornings, she will get up early go get her hair done, come back home. My mom will be dressed up, make up on, and making our Sunday meal. My mother needs no good reason to look good, she says is a woman's job to look good. Plus men truly appreciate a woman who takes good care of her self.
My chef's uniform does me no justice, it makes me look like a penguin with no shape. Makeup is not really allowed and your hair has to be pickup. But there is no way I will let my feminine side go. I wear very little makeup. My lipgloss is my best-friend. Even with the none-attractive chef uniform, I will still look good.
I respect sexual preference, but why dress like a man? You are a woman embrace it! Live to it. No offense, but why try so hard to be a man? If I was to ever be a lesbian I will want to date a hot girl. I don't see the point of having an imitation when you can have the real thing. ;-)
In conclusion, love yourself. Embrace your beauty. Be a woman, is an amazing gift.
#bepretty #love #norachetness
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